Once upon a time there was a cuddly kitten. He had beautiful white fur and big blue eyes.
He was very sick, but he got better with medicine. A little too better. He turned into a very mean kitty. His eyes started shining red, and they named him Voldemort.
He started biting his owners who loved him very much. He then attacked important papers, chewed off strings off clothing, made the house a mess, and was just plain MEAN! His owners started to not like him very much. But because they are animal-lovers, they tolerated him.
"Hey that's a cookie shaped like me! ... wait, don't you guys EAT cookies?"
They just kept around him to tease and torment (in a nice animal-loving way). They fed him his daily rations, and kept him watered. But one day, Voldemort started to feel bad that they didn't like him. So, he did something amazing. He decided to show them he was a special kitty who was unique. He played fetch!!!
Now Charles and Chandra LOVE Voldemort. Ok, that's a stretch. They tolerate him more!
He's such a good kitty-dog!
And in the end... everyone lived happily ever after. And Voldemort gained 10 lbs from getting extra treats.
Dang it! Sorry guys, the video won't play. It was so cool, though. OH well, you can see the ball IN HIS MOUTH in the last picture!
ReplyDeleteTHAT IS SO FUNNY!!! I hope this means that my kitty (whom we also tolerate) will one day be able to fetch for us! ;o) Love it...
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